coq:
not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
my ass w hearing problems: oh id love a sandwich from americas favorite sub sandwhich chain Subway ™ eat fresh ™
subway employee: whispering sweetly behind the 5 inch kevlar barrier between me and the sandwhich accessories
me, sweating: IM SORRY WH
subway man: beat root? you want fucking beat root?
me, crying: ingredience…
Wow! So magical. Where I wanna be
is this real!!!!!!!!
totes real. the lawns and fields around northfield looked like that this june. fireflies are making a rebound as pesticide use goes down!
this is giving me major late june vibes
